

Date & Time: 05 August 2006, on a beautiful Saturday morning
Venue: Daiman 18 Golf Club, JB
Location: Hole 16 (I think)
Cart Number: 44 (No wonder)
Incident:
Finished teeing off, wanting to drive on for our second shot, cos me and my bro both got a 1 on for this Par 3 hole. On a slope, released brake, stepped on accelerator.... shit, no power and cart started to roll back.
Stepped on brake, cart continues to roll. Stepped on brake harder, cart came to a slow halt, and still rolling down. WTF, both of us jumped out and pulled the bloody cart to prevent it from going over the pavement...... Funny siah! Recalling our position, we had a good laugh!
OK, Bro, hold on while I called the clubhouse.... Within 3 minutes, help came, in the form of another cart. Shifted everything from cart 44 to 76, and we moved on. Nothing happened!
Tee-off at last hole, bloody cart 76 started to jerk... Battery Flat.. KNN. Called clubhouse again and came another cart.....
The best part.... I was required to sign on the "insurance claim" form for cart 44.
Me: "Sign for what?"
Fat lady at clubhouse: "Formality sake, claim insurance"
Me: "Claim for what? No one injured, cart 44 was pulled back on track and driven back to clubhose"
Fat lady: "Oh, just for record"
Me: " Oh, OK"
Fat Lady: " IC Please. For photocopy"
Me: " No farking way. Gimme the damn form, I will fill in"
Fat Lady passed me the insurance form. Took a look. It says somewhere there "Claim for Gearbox"
I filled in some particulars and on the "Cause of Damage", I scribbled - NOTHING DAMAGED. NO INJURY AND CART WAS DRIVEN BACK TO CLUBHOUSE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!"
I just love this Game!
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